Everyone loves farting noises...

So of all people to send me Flarp, The Noise Making Putty, by sweet mother pulled this beauty off. However, I found out how you keep 27 of the nation's brightest 20 -30 year olds and myself entertained for minutes during breaks. Notice I am not in the "brightest" group, I misspelled my name on the application and they threw out my request for membership!

Anyway, I can honestly say that everyone in class has taken their turn making farting noises. You may think this is crude, but all I can say is, "my mother thought it was ok or else she wouldn't have sent it to me." Everybody agreed that if anyone would have brought something like that to class, it would have been me. You should see some of these up tight people, they need something to lighten them up.

I passed the physical fitness test, my Systems 2 test, and another test this week. I will be around another couple of weeks, since they kick you out after two failures (below 85%). Although, I have started packing some of my stuff because this new class on aerodynamics is starting to get a bit out there. The equations have more variables than letters of the alphabet and the excuse that I am just the product of the State of Idaho educational system isn't buying me any special considerations.

Thanks again for the one non-family member person to call and the four non-family members that have e-mailed me in the last six weeks! Just remember, the rest of you are getting absolutely no souvenirs from me...except maybe a big cockroach or scorpion.